Monday 28 September 2009

THE WORST POP BAND IN THE WORLD - THE SATURDAYS


(Saturdays manager) - "Hey Mr producer guy, i've got this girl band who are incredibly bland, have got no discernable personalities and are all as thick as tree stumps. Any chance you can give them a decent song so they're not all working back at top shop by the end of the year?"

(Record producer) - "Not a chance you miserable little turd! You can have whatever crap I decide to evacuate from from my gold plated arsehole and be done with it. Just put them on T4 every week and get Steve Jones to touch them up. No-one will notice."

(Saturdays manager) - "ok"

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